A First Grade Dog Post That Makes Me Laugh

This one reminds me of a story I need to tell you about the dog.

This one reminds me of a story I need to tell you about how I stood up to leave church at the end of the meeting and pulled a muscle.
A very crucial muscle and couldn't walk for a couple of days.

 

This one reminds me that I need to stop being hangry.

This one just makes me laugh. Poor dog. Poor kid.

And if you didn't read the the cat post, you need to.

It will make you laugh, too. 

I hope.

(FYI - the child that wrote this was very matter of fact when I tried talking to him/her about it- didn't seem upset at all. I believe no first graders were harmed in completing this assignment.)

If this house was a pregnancy, we'd be done

but we're not, but we will be, someday. The builder would laugh every time I asked, but now he's told me that "before school starts" is a real possibility. Phew. Since it has been almost a pregnancy since pictures have been posted, here are a few:

Yes. There will be urinal(s). My mom thinks I'm crazy, but every person who has boys in their home has endorsed this decision.  Every person that I've asked, that is and if you stay in our guest room, you get to look out these two windows. And I am not pregnant. And neither is the house.

A First Grade Cat Post That Makes Me Laugh

I survived

and learned that having a newborn tired has nothing on teacher tired. 

I may need to sleep for the next two months. :)